Only Real Christians Believe Vigilant Christian Mario || Comments Of The Day

  • What's Up Heathens! Today on the Comments of the Day we celebrate Street Preacher Joe for winning last weeks favorite crazy comment.

    Today we have a lot of juicy comments including what it takes to be a real Christian.

    Apparently, that means you gotta a lighter version of Alex Jones without the possibility of an actual stroke on camera.

    First, we have to have some Jesus and Star Wars.nnThe first comment today, we have a person that wants to see a step by step map of evolution.

    Of course, we don't have a step by step map of evolution.

    We have stages and various snapshots in the transitional fossil record.

    They also doubt micro-changes in bacteria and viruses.

    I don't understand how they doubt that though.

    Next, we have Jane who should spend more time and attention to what she is typing.

    I understand missing a word but you can edit your comment.

    She doubts evolution by chance happening.

    She just doesn't understand probability or how to type coherent sentences.

    Vitamin Sea disputes whether or not I can create air underwater.

    They claim I can't and I have no idea why they are saying this shit.

    I do point out that I can make fart bubbles so I can release gases.nnNow we get to the crown jewel of today, you have to believe the Vigilant Christian Mario if you're a real Christian.

    This is just a poorly disguised No True Scotsman fallacy.  Tevon has some great commentary by telling me I sound stupid.

    That's it just that I sound stupid.

    Thank you for elaborating on that point so I can do better.

    Then we have Elias that doubts this planet isn't pro-life.

    99% of the animals that have lived here have gone extinct.

    Yes, this planet kills most things.nnVideos From Today:nRe Evolution is False: goo.gl/fqAXFUnEvolution Illuminati Hoax: goo.gl/ddpCWbnBelieve in God In 5 Min: goo.gl/smCDqDnnTweet Today's Video: ctt.ec/ci53bnnSubscribe to this channel: goo.gl/2oZaqYnBecome a Patron: goo.gl/VRVjxKnnIntro by "Gonna Go For it": goo.gl/1Ay1Q3nnFOLLOW me on Twitter: goo.gl/BbxhWLnLIKE on Facebook: goo.gl/3xEibnnFOLLOW on Instagram: goo.gl/jakMWxnFOLLOW on Twitch: goo.gl/FhVHrG

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