We Are Number One but it's the First Crusade

  • Onwards to the Holy City!
    Lyrics:
    Are you a real Crusader?
    Well technically, nah
    Have you ever caught a heretic?
    Like a, like a real super Saracen?
    Nah
    Have you ever used a trebuchet?
    Nah nah
    Alright, I can see that I will have to teach you how to be Crusaders!
    DEUS VULT
    We're the First Crusade
    DEUS VULT
    We're the First Crusade
    Now listen closely
    Here's a little lesson in conquering
    This is going down in history
    If you wanna reclaim the Holy Land
    You have to chase an enemy Saracen
    Just follow my moves, and sneak around
    Be careful not to make a sound
    Shh
    NO DON'T BESIEGE CONSTANTINOPLE
    What are you doing?
    We're the First Crusade
    DEUS VULT
    We're the First Crusade
    We're the First Crusade
    Ha ha ha
    Now look at this net, that I just found
    When I say go, be ready to throw
    Go!
    THROW IT AT HIM NOT AT ANTIOCH
    Ugh let's try something else
    Now here's the deal, watch and learn
    He'll slip and fall just like Jerusalem!
    Ha ha ha ha
    YOU EMBARRASS THE POPE
    DEUS VULT
    De-us-Vult-A-ve-Ma-ri-a
    Non-No-bis-Do-mi-ne
    We're the First Crusade
    DEUS VULT
    De-us-Vult-A-ve-Ma-ri-a
    Non-No-bis-Do-mi-ne
    For Jerusalem!
    We will take Jerusalem!
    DEUS VULT
    DEUS VULT
    De-us-Vult-A-ve-Ma-ri-a
    Non-No-bis-Do-mi-ne
    We're the First Crusade
    DEUS VULT
    De-us-Vult-A-ve-Ma-ri-a
    Non-No-bis-Do-mi-ne
    We're the First Crusade
    We're the First Crusade
    We're the First Crusade
    DEUS VULT DEUS VULT DEUS VULT DEUS VULT DEUS VULT
    "Deus Vult" voiced by Starbot Dubs: www.youtube.com/watch?v=vdhF4O54YjU
    Movie scenes are from Kingdom of Heaven
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